2009
05.13

Wow, how long has it been since my last post?! I really don’t have any excuse for my absence other than the fact that I’ve just been so creatively unmotivated lately. That said, I thought I’d make my resurgence felt with a mega photo post! Over the last 7 years I’ve tried to collect as many photos of as many different things as possible. Here is a small collection of the notable ones:

60 Ravenwood Dr.
This is where I lived in San Francisco! Ridiculous house with a ridiculous view.

City Worker Fail
So if this is true, then why don’t cops get tickets when they park by a fire hydrant?…

Black Stallion
A good friend of mine (Dailey you know who you are) was taking a class in college that required they make a CD cover… My phone rang…

P.I.R. Porsche Cayman
One of the coolest driving experiences of my life! I got to drive a Porsche Cayman S around P.I.R. during an even that I was hired to video.

Brino Dailey Beer Bong
One of my favorite college passtimes, beer-bonging. However, the gem of this photo is my shirt!

broken leg
My Brither-In-Law broke his leg so badly that the surgeons had to graft this metal brace to his bones with something like 1000 screws.

car flipped over
Driving to Portland from San Francisco one weekend, my fiance and I rolled up on this accident.

naughty puppy
Never leave a puppy alone with the cover off a couch cushion…

rat dog
Is that my dog or a sewer rat?

hablo ingles fail
My favorite taqerilla in San Francisco had a malfunction one day. Fortunately I was too amused by this sign to be pissed.

Diamond Studded Mercedes SL 500
Diamond studded SL 500… The worst part about this is that it might not be the ugliest SL in this post.

John Dailey is a pussy
Go to the barber, tell him you’re tire of looking like an ass hole.

Ben Diggles is a prick
My good mate Danger Diggles looks like he just fell 50 feet off of the wagon.

epic illustration skillz
Got bored one day at Nike so I decided to lay down a bitch’n mural on the light table.

elk head
Decorated Elk head…..

enron
So as I was being escorted out of Intel by a mega nerd, I happened to look down and snap this blurry picture of his computer bag. For those who don’t recognize the logo, it says ENRON! haha, what a pecker.

frye boots
I went to a party at a friends house one night where the status quo was shoes off. After following suit and mingling for a while, I looked over and laughed at how out of place my boots were.

full load
Mix in a trailer.

game fuel
Somehow the world got it right with this one right!

greasy hair
Because I CAN

guy in LA
This dude was just chillin at a bus stop in LA lookin like it was perfectly normal to be wearing a skin tight polo with pink hair…

the american dream
The Halo 3 gamers american dream!

Hansel is so hot right now
“it’s official. IT’S A DANCE OFF!”

holly on ducati
What’s hotter than a sexy chick on a limited Italian motorcycle?

H2 prick
Consideration FAIL

kit in dress
Kit, cummon man…

Kobe Bryant Olympic hyperdunk
These are Kobe Bryant’s Beijing Olympic Hyperdunks that I helped design.

krad wreck
Big air, big falls.

krad wreck 02
Dailey suxz at BMX’ing

laser dude
A few years ago I went to the MotoGP race at Laguna Seca in California, and who’d have thought that this guy woulda been there?

LeBron James Autographed Beijing Olympic Soldier II
Probably my most prized possession. Not only did I help design these, but to get one of only 3,000 pairs ever made, AND get them autographed by LeBron heself… Priceless.

lowrider
How does worthless get even more worthless?.. Do this to it.

Nike Lunar Trainer
Easily the most comfortable shoes I’ve EVER owned

hard boiled egg in a microwave
Don’t put hard boiled eggs in the microwave.

monztrous
Who thinks of these titles?… Dailey?…

mullet
I dunno, I think it looks good.

New Years Eve
This was me at the beginning of the night on my birthday…

New Years Eve
This was me by the end.

olympic sign
One night at one of the lamest bars in Portland (Gypsy) this sign was pointed out to me. I remember taking a picture of it and thinking, “I’ll have to put this on my blog some day..”

Orange Mercedes SL 500
Who comes up with the ideas for shit like this?! The license plate reads, “BMX SUX”. Awful.

taquitos mountain dew and halo
Could someone please describe a better pairing than Taquitos, Mountain Dew and Halo?!…. I dare you to try.

pregnant and scared
Andy found this sign on the side of the street by Powell’s Books. I think I’d be too scared to give this girl money!

Rooster China Set
I mean, really?.. This set was out on display at Macy’s, FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! Who in this frickin world would walk by and go, “ooooooo, I want that.” ?!?! Ok maybe in like Kansas or something, but not Portland. Especially not the Washington Square Macy’s!

My San Francisco Office
This was my office in San Francisco; a nerds cream dream.

My San Francisco Office
See above description…

stretch suburban limo
I guess wen you’ve got a tig welder, an old school suburban, and a grip of kids this is what you do..?

tapout mudflaps
Unless you’re sponsored by them, don’t rock the mudflaps.

van mural
I’d like to shake the hand of the owner of this van. To you sir, my hats off.

wall mosaic
This was the brain child of Cam and Andy. It’s still to this day one of my favorite art projects I’ve ever been involved with!

disgusting corvette
This already was the lamest model year of Corvette’s, but to go and do these tragic ‘upgrades‘ to it is just criminal. NOTE the owner walking out to it! haha, what a darsh!

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